Ishida: .......reading this fluff
Ishida: why am I getting the feeling you both are going to get carried away with it?
• Sнυηѕυι •: ...We might be
• Sнυηѕυι •: -w-;
Ishida: oh god
Ishida: excuse me while I mentally prepare to see smut on my dash

hikari-no-ite:

☐✟☐— “I would appreciate it, thank you…” He totally didn’t dial her number and left it on for Nanao to listen in, nope.

    “Good deal, kiddo.” he laughed, laying his hat over his eyes. “Imma nap now, runt. So stay quiet will ya?”

hikari-no-ite:

☐✟☐— “You wouldn’t.” He gasped. Oh, hell. Did someone photoshop pictures of him again?

     "Tell ya what kid. I won’t if you want, deal?“

hikari-no-ite:

☐✟☐— “I have your lieutenant on speed dial.”

    “Ah are we playin' that game? In that case, I gots a picture of one lil’ Quincy in some kinda cat suit with pink Hello Kitty underwear that I may just accidentally spread to the Shiba clan and that’d be such a shame.”